definition

MY definition of Happiness.



Happiness is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



goodnight everyone. (=

Quiz

Try this. got this off an e-mail from babe. freaking funny! i asked quek and pao and they got the same answer as i did. must try and dont cheat and see how clever you are.

*Test for Dementia** ** **B** elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?** Let's find out just how clever you really are.... ** ** Ready? GO!!!** (scroll down)** ** **First Question:** ** Y** ou are participating in a race! . You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ** ** ** ** ** * * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * *




















** Answer:** If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?**



Second Question:** If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)* * ** ** * * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * *





















** Answer:** If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? ** You're not very good at this, are you?* * ** **


Third Question:** V** ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.! Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000** **. Now add **30 **. Add another **1000** . Now add **20 **. Now add another **1000** Now add **10** . What is the total?** Scroll down for answer.....** ** ** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **














Did you get 5000?** The correct answer is actually 4100. ** If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is! it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ........Maybe. **


Fourth Question: **** **Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **

















Did you Answe r** Nunu?** NO!** Of course it isn't. Her name is** Mary.** Read the question again! ** **



Okay, now the bonus round:** ** A** mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.** ** Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? *** * * * ** * * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * *














He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you! *

back in melbourne

'm back in melbourne and I'm missing everyone back there. I had sooo soo soo much fun! I really did. Eventho I was dead tired, but the times I had with my friends are just .. .. . . . ( Cant anoo describe it waa!) Thanks to all of you who spent "that much" time with me. All of us are gonna be all around the world in no time. To all of you, all the best in everything you do. I certainly cherish all the time we spent and will always be in my heart and placed deep down inside. no doubt. I'm certain that I've found a bunch of TRUE friends and I could only hope that one day, we'll all meet up again and drink over at my place for yet another crazy drinking session. the longkang they use, the toilet bowl they slept with. sighs, I really really hope we'll meet again really soon. for now, its back to uni life and start things all over again.

babe, i'm missing youu like crazzyyy.. sighs.




you prens for me, I PRENS with you.
I bery anoo lub you all back there.

WE PRENS FOR LIBE!! PUREVER ANN EBURRR!!!

Crazy nighttt..

Last night was really crazy! Most and I mean almost everyone got so drunk and wasted! HAHAHA!! It was really funny and I'm sure memorable to all of us who was here last night. A lot of crazy funny things happened and the toilet was fully utilised by a lot of people! HAHAHHAHAA!! soo freaking funny. I'll list the people who slept with my toilet bowl! (=


the photos will be uploaded soon. for now, its back to studying again. The result is still alright so i'm still ok with it. hehe..

emo emo.

I just got back after having an usual limteh with them. I just dont really feel nice now. thinking that I have to leave all of them and my family in a few days time. I just dont want this to happen again. THis is one of the reason why I didnt want to come back at first. When its time to leave, its just really tough to do so.

There's also one thing I came back and will take back with me when I get back to australia. I finally got and found her. (= i love you babe.

I dont know why, I really dont feel good right now. Goin to have another smasher at my place next wed. Cant wait for it! I hope it will be a memorable one. I want it to be. Lets hope it will be. For the mean time, just leave me to myself.

Joy

I love you


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untuk ROBERT KO!

HAHAHHAA.. chibai wa you lung. actually din wan to blog one. u put robertko there I mana dare dun blog. HAHAHA.. Couldnt sleep the whole night. was rolling left&right the whole night. Maybe I'm still nervous.. dont know why but I'm. Woke up at around 7 and rushed quite a bit this morning. then I lived happily ever after (= mwahhhh..


Nothing much to do now also. kinda tired. Going to empire tomolo. cant wait you know. sure's gonna be fun onee. hehehehe.. All I can do now is rest more and play hard tomolo.

Joy, stay a? how to stay if you dont want me to? =D

past few days

Havent been blogging much. been really busy having loads of fun. (= I dont know what to say also. The others and I had been having soo much fun that I really dont know where to start also. Been hanging out with all the people i wanted to other than chui, jiaxin and yun.

I'm really tired out already. Now I can only await for the empire trip on the 7th and another blast at my place. =D hehehe.. oh well. I'll blog again soon. For now, Lets spend the time partying rather than bloggin.

After a tired day

we took the pictures at seaview. It was pooor old eddie's 19th bday. HAHAH.. It was load of fun. cant wait to have more. I just got back home from bsrc. Kinda tired right now but i'm waiting to swim. hopefuly tomolo. (= Been having a lot of fun recently. =D cant wait for sanny to get back. we'll have more fun times togede. I went to cut my hair yesterday. Kinda regret doing so. I prefer my hair that way. Long. oh well. Oledi potong. cant do anything abt it.


One thing I found funny is that everyone now drives their own car. WE used to call each other up and picking up here and there. Now everyone drives. HAHAHA.. its funny that this actually happens when we get older. hehehe.. I'm exhausted oledi. that's all for now. i'll keep updating. (+

fuggin' awesome.

Went out since d day I got back. I'm really having a lot of fun. We had another smashing drinking session at my place again. It was all pure shots. HAHAHAHA!! Max, Marc, edi and len. that fuggin aaron lo, he planned everything and he's the one who didnt came. I'll take a broom and stuff it up his tiny ass when he get back, Enjoy your trip in australia, safe trip.

I guess everyone's wasted last night. Oh well, doesnt matter as long as we had a great time. hahahhaa..!!

Cant wait for lung to come back, Been a while since we spent smashing time together.

Last but not least, Happy birthday bro.