definition

MY definition of Happiness.



Happiness is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



goodnight everyone. (=

Quiz

Try this. got this off an e-mail from babe. freaking funny! i asked quek and pao and they got the same answer as i did. must try and dont cheat and see how clever you are.

*Test for Dementia** ** **B** elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?** Let's find out just how clever you really are.... ** ** Ready? GO!!!** (scroll down)** ** **First Question:** ** Y** ou are participating in a race! . You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ** ** ** ** ** * * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * *




















** Answer:** If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?**



Second Question:** If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)* * ** ** * * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * *





















** Answer:** If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? ** You're not very good at this, are you?* * ** **


Third Question:** V** ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.! Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000** **. Now add **30 **. Add another **1000** . Now add **20 **. Now add another **1000** Now add **10** . What is the total?** Scroll down for answer.....** ** ** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **














Did you get 5000?** The correct answer is actually 4100. ** If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is! it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ........Maybe. **


Fourth Question: **** **Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **

















Did you Answe r** Nunu?** NO!** Of course it isn't. Her name is** Mary.** Read the question again! ** **



Okay, now the bonus round:** ** A** mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.** ** Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? *** * * * ** * * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * *














He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you! *

back in melbourne

'm back in melbourne and I'm missing everyone back there. I had sooo soo soo much fun! I really did. Eventho I was dead tired, but the times I had with my friends are just .. .. . . . ( Cant anoo describe it waa!) Thanks to all of you who spent "that much" time with me. All of us are gonna be all around the world in no time. To all of you, all the best in everything you do. I certainly cherish all the time we spent and will always be in my heart and placed deep down inside. no doubt. I'm certain that I've found a bunch of TRUE friends and I could only hope that one day, we'll all meet up again and drink over at my place for yet another crazy drinking session. the longkang they use, the toilet bowl they slept with. sighs, I really really hope we'll meet again really soon. for now, its back to uni life and start things all over again.

babe, i'm missing youu like crazzyyy.. sighs.




you prens for me, I PRENS with you.
I bery anoo lub you all back there.

WE PRENS FOR LIBE!! PUREVER ANN EBURRR!!!