learning hokkien through this.

HAHAHHAA.. that stupid billy sent me this while i was reading my profession. Here I am to share with you some of the NEEDS to learn before fully learning the art of speaking "true" hokkien.

CHUI KANA KAH, KAH KANA LUM PAR (Contributed by Bernard Lee)
Literally, HoKkien for "mouth like legs, legs like testicles". Used to describe someone who is extremely clumsy.

A simple example,
"Ah Beng chui kana kah, kah kana lum par, still can join the bomb disposal unit!"



AK KAH CHIEW JI (Contributed by Half-Cocked)
Literally, to be as close to someone as two testicles.

A simple example,
"Don'ch worry, I ak kah chiew ji with this feller. If I ask, he sure help you one."


BOH LUM PAR CHEE (Contributed by Sian Tao Ong)
Hokkien for "no testicles/balls/guts", it is used to admonish someone for being a coward.

A simple example,
"You don't dare print this Lexicon entry, you boh lum par chee."



GIAH LUM PAH CHUT LAI TOM TO'TENG
A graphic expression which translates as "to take one's testicles out and Bang them on the table". the phrase is usedwhen one has discovered he has done something especially idiotic or horrific.

A simple example,
"Wah lau, when I found out that the char bor I was trying to chee hong in the disco was actually my auntie, I giah lum pah chu lai TO'TENG


HA NI AH PA, LUM PAH HOR LI KAR (Contributed by AA)
Vulgar Hokkien phrase used when responding to a stupid person saying "Ha?" It literally means,

A simple example,
"Ha your father, suck my balls". Sometimes abbreviated to "ha ki lum pah".

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I had my engineering structural today. I had to say its much better than the fucking maths. way better. I cant assure that i'll get really high marks. but I think getting a D isnt a prob. D as in distinc not D grade. wtf! hahaha.. I feeel much better after the paper, I'm really exhausted already but its at least better than sitting there and knowing nothing. Lets hope that I do well in the next two. which are coming up next monday and tuesday.


Gonna nap soon and continue again later. =(( .


nurzai - thanks for the motivasi. really helps me a lot. I feel way better after that.

chui- thanks for the message. really very sweet of you . (=

pao - no need to sa anything la. without her here, I wouldnt be able to wake up and do this structural. thanks to your attractive 46F la. HAHAHAHA

save me. that's the only thing i can say

I fucked my paper up. Its my mom's bday tomorrow. I told her right away after my exam. I told her sorry. Its not that I didnt put in effort, everyone find the paper really easy but I jus dont know why I cant seem to do it. I'm reli disappointed in myself. Its not that I'm blaming everyone. Sighs. I'm really fucked up. I feel like suiciding. I dont wanna fail it. But I think I just might unless a miracle happens. Nothings gonna change the end result. I can only just pray.


Its my mom's bday tomolo and I guess this is the last present I wanna give her. I'm really disappointed. I really feel real bad. god, pleaseee.. take away everything, not my grade. I'm on m knees beging. the next 3 paper, I'm not gonna risk, I'm still gonna work for it.


Pleaaaaseee give my mom the best bday gift ever. I've never gave her anything but heart aches all the time. Its just fucking stupid.

I tried my best,. I DiD! I guess i;m jsut stupid. live with it.


last but not least, mommy, I wish you the best in health and anything you do. Millions of thanks will not repay anything you did for me. I'm just sorry. i love you mommy. bottom of my heart. its from there.


sighs.

ENG1091 maths for eng in < 30 hrs.

I'M NOT READY. NOT AT ALL.



I'm really disappointed with wat I've done. I wasted my chance. FUCK!!


There's no point saying " I should've studied earlier."


That's a NO NO to say.



I'm going try my best. whose behind me? =((( anyone??